Within a display cabinet on the upper level of the Melbourne Cricket Ground rests a neon pink ensemble performed in by Robbie Williams. The show in front of a massive crowd of spectators was seen as a triumph.
It's possible you enjoy his music. Maybe you feel he is the greatest gift to music known to man. You might take a middle ground, acknowledging that some songs are excellent while others are poor.
The key argument is that entertainment can take many forms. Tastes vary. There is no universal formula to produce literature or even Test cricket.
The Incomparable Variety of Test Cricket
The five-day game boasts incomparable variety. One struggles to think of another sport where the outcome is so reliant upon external factors.
The climate, the hour of play, the cricket ball – the factors are countless. Crucially is the pitch.
If the long game is art, the pitch is the canvas on which the players paint their masterpiece.
A Test of Cubism: The Melbourne Spectacle
The recent Melbourne match between the old rivals was Test cricket cubism, the established format broken apart and reassembled in abstract form.
It must be stated this is not a endorsement of the surface which produced a win and the another short match of the series.
Leaving a thick layer on the wicket, causing 36 wickets falling in less than two days, is not a balanced duel between offense and defense.
A Varied History: The Core of Test Cricket
But any notion this was a lesser event, one that should be qualified as illegitimate, is wide of the mark.
The long game is a varied portfolio, 2,615 parts and ongoing. Sometimes, as seen at the MCG, the ball moves excessively for the seamers. Other times, it spins sharply on a dry surface. Sometimes, the pitch is unresponsive, other times it bounces unevenly.
The exciting finishes are even more exciting because of the investment devoted during quieter periods.
Problem Solving: The Core Skill
Specific conditions are tolerated more readily than others.
The debate in Melbourne was that the balance was weighted unfairly towards the bowlers. That the skilled individuals were unable from showcasing their talents.
The format is about adapting to challenges – reading the situation and adapting accordingly. The two highest individual innings were made by recognized stars. One side committed more errors than the other, and thus were defeated.
Unbridled Joy: The Supporters' View
Go and inform the supporters who have suffered years of defeat that this was not entertaining.
In one section of the stadium, countless fans celebrated and chanted, generating a carnival vibe in a bastion of Australian cricket.
There was belief as the bowlers dominated, advantage when players responded, and rapturous celebration when the win was secured.
Polar Opposites: The Spectrum of Test Matches
The Melbourne has form with pitch problems. Eight years ago, a Test there featured a wicket with all the life of a a non-event.
That match was a grind, with few wickets and interminable tedium. The latest encounter and that previous match are diametrically opposed points of the scale – both are not perfect, yet significance can be ascribed to each.
At this stage into the ongoing battle, it is the shortest games that will remain iconic in the collective consciousness.
"Far from being the demise of the long game at all," commented a former player. "Spectators who have been lucky enough to see these two days have been treated to some real entertainment. An unusual spectacle."
Signs of Progress: Building for the Future
In the preparation to this match, the captain spoke like a man carrying the enormous pressure on his back.
The squad delivered for him, bringing back the joy to his persona.
Different players performed with key contributions. These are incremental gains, certainly not enough to ensure long-term stability, but a foundation to use as a platform.
In the end, this triumph takes its place among other historic performances in similar circumstances.
As the supporters departed into a glorious Melbourne evening, the squad gathered on the turf to begin their own festivities.
Enjoy the drink, boys. It's well deserved.